If you're reading this, you're one of the privileged few who's been granted access to this secret online repository for the musical stylings of Lukas, Mark, Edith, and Nancy. These songs are all original and all recorded at home in front of live pets.

1. BRAND NEW!!! "Don Quixote versus." Versus who? You might well ask. Edith joins us on the bells. Lukas plays drum set and bongos. Mark plays banjo, bass, and guitar. November 2008.

2. Although we are a little bitter that the Ventures were inducted into the Hall of Fame instead of us, Lukas and Mark present the following surfy confection: "Ooh... Scary." Audiophiles will no doubt recognize the distinctive snare sound of our brand-new $10 Radio Shack microphone. March 2008.

3. Due to overwhelming popular demand (and embarrassment at how we played it the first time around), we've re-recorded our early smash hit, Rock Dog. Mark sings and plays bass, Lukas drums, and we are joined by super special guest Uncle Rock on guitars and backing vocals, with more backing vocal help from Edith and Nancy. January 2008.

4. A mysterious psychotic raveup called "Oh No" performed by Mark and Lukas. Really really messy guitar at the end kinda makes the rest of the song just that much more special. January 2008.

5. Catchy like a disease: "Pusscat", played by Lukas and Mark. November 2007.

6. "The Speed of Things", sung and played by Nancy and Mark. I said up there that these songs are all original, but this one isn't. It's by Robyn Hitchcock. June 2007.

7. "T in China", played by Lukas and Mark. Lukas adds a coffee can to his drumset, to splendid effect. Mark discovers just how out of tune his melodicas are. February 2007.

8. "I Don't Drive", sung by Edith, played by Lukas, Nancy, and Mark. November 2006.

9. Putting the mental back in instrumental: Untitled instrumental by Lukas and Mark. October 2006.

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